There is a light that never goes out.

niick4: i would be pressing my face on the glass

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:25:27 -0400

i would be pressing my face on the glass

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:42:19 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:13:11 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:18:49 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:16:28 -0400

jthenr-comics-vault: Master Bruce…

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:13:59 -0400

jthenr-comics-vault:

Master Bruce…

keepdreaming99: selige felicitatem | (11) disney | via Tumblr...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:02:45 -0400

keepdreaming99:

selige felicitatem | (11) disney | via Tumblr on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/10kxPd5

I love the way you make me feel, I love it, I love it..

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:00:28 -0400

I love the way you make me feel, I love it, I love it..

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:59:20 -0400

my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:58:44 -0400

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:57:57 -0400

its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:57:27 -0400

its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once

My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls ” prom? ”...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:37:21 -0400

My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls ” prom? ” and put them in her locker. She opened her locker and all the ping pong balls came out & he gave her a bouquet of flowers <333 promposal are so cute

did he say “I finally got the balls to ask you to prom ?” because if he didn’t he’s doing it wrong.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:32:19 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:52:22 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:50:22 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:50:13 -0400

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:38:02 -0400

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

I love those days when you just DGAF

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:31:54 -0400

laugh-addict:

Hair looks like shit?

Homework still to do?

Room still to clean?

Bitches trying to make you mad?

Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama?

Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?

this makes me laugh tooo hard